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O.U.A.T., there was a young lady named Martha Zolanski. Martha was a classy British woman, who could also go mad in a blink of an eye. She and her boyfriend had been going steady for, um... maybe 3, 5... months, weeks? Anyway, Martha's boyfriend finally told her that he wanted her badly. She told him, "If you want it, come get it!" And they made love that day, or so it seemed.
Martha soon found out she was pregnant, due to a precautionary failure. As soon as her lover found out, he fled as fast as he could, leaving Martha and her unborn baby in the dust. 9 months later, she gave birth to a healthy baby boy. When asked what his name was, she replied, "Roman," and thus, Roman Zolanski had come into the world.
Martha loved Roman, and swore that…Read more >